jenlog:

gahdamnpunk:

Is this a Key and Peele sketch? This country is unreal

infinite money glitch

frostyemma:

edgebug:

And One Time He Didn’t. NC-17. Vlad/Don, Fluff and Angst, Political Intrigue, Fisting

everyone go the fuck home. tumblr is closed

dlubes:

thoodleoo:

corporationsarepeople:

A few years ago one of our local pizza joints put up a proud sign that one of their employees was named teacher of the year.

We’ve gotta start treating these people like the important professionals that they are.

h-dgp:

bravadopinfire:

natural-way:

tilthat:

TIL that handwriting analysis strongly suggests that Czar Alexander I of Russia, who defeated Napoleon, faked his own death to become the monk Fyodor Kuzmich, who had a genteel manner, spoke several languages and claimed to have forgotten his past

via reddit.com

me after 6 months at any job

Chad move, if true.

If only all of his relatives were as wit

goytears:

mutuals: sweet angels

me: garbage troll man

tchaikovskaya:

cultural-marxist-sjew-agitprop:

Peak liberalism

earth to snowflakes there are only two genders: paying customers and loiterers